nintendoggy:

how to identify a stoner: “do you smoke” “smoke what”


tyleroakley:

takeme-garth:

penis-hilton:

shittier:

sofalcondone:

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

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I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life

do you ever just glitch

(Source: gnomesy)

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

(Source: nbhcannibal)


 that time we were happy

(Source: fleetwood-bounder)


better-than-kanye-bitchh:

relationship goals


glitterandmetal-yt-da:

I would read the hell of that novel.

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)


elisabethmoth:

(Source: one-time-i-saw-a-bird)

seriousjones:

gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options?

me:

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